Whenever
I read or watch something historical, I’ll often wonder what I’d do if while
going to work one day a time portal opened and zapped me back to then. (As if the things you think about to pass the
time make sense.) Anyway, I recently
watched some YouTube videos on old time pirates. One point they made was that if you were a
man of learning who was a doctor, it was unlikely you’d choose to sail with
pirates. Unless you were a drunkard or
in trouble with the law or something. So
pirate doctors weren’t always the best, and sometimes the “doctor” was just a
crewman who could read a pamphlet on how to do amputations and had the stomach
to do it.
So I
was wondering if I were transported back a few centuries, could I cut it as a
doctor. And I realized that by not bleeding
my patients for every little ailment like a stomachache, I might have more of
them survive. This got me wondering if –
because I didn’t sleep through eighth grade health class – I’d be a better
doctor than a doctor from 1800? I
wouldn’t bleed my patients, I definitely wouldn’t blow smoke up their ass, and
if I called in a surgeon I’d make them put their instruments in some boiling
water first to cut down on infection. I
mean, I’d even do the weird thing – for the time – of washing my hands.
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